Breakin the news

So, Beth took the test a few days later and, of course, the lines were pink. Or blue. Who can remember what the hell they are supposed to look like? But, in the morning, as she was getting ready for work she told me, "I left a little something on your laptop." My wife knows full well that I am in love with my laptop, as much as I love her and napoleons. (Ooh, Napoleon....now there's a name!)
So, this is how I came to know that I was, indeed, going to be a daddy again.